watch-head | ?wäCH-hed | (noun): 1. a person who obsesses over wristwatches, esp. to the exclusion of other interests; 2. an avid collector of wristwatches; 3. an horological expert: Bill is a watch-head, so he will likely ask about your watch during dinner. Modern English: from colloquial usage in the English-speaking horological community; see also: Deadhead (devotee of The Grateful Dead).
The Problem
No one is born a watch-head. A conversion process has to have occurred to make you into one. These conversions can be instant or they can take years. If you think you may be a watch-head, then you probably are one, but for those who aren?t entirely sure, this diagnostic tool will help you gain certainty and place you on a graduated scale of watch-headedness below. While various horological institutes have tried and failed to objectively diagnose the condition, this self-diagnostic tool offers valuable insight into your mental and financial health as they pertain to watches.
Official Scale of Watch-Headedness
0 = not a watch-head

5 – 10 = budding watch-head

10 – 20 = watch-head

20 – 25 = avid watch-head

25 – 30 = major watch-head

30 – 40 = certifiable watch-head

40 – 50 = omg

50 – 75 = seek professional help

75 – 100 = you’re incurable

Instructions
Using a piece of Japanese stationary and a fountain pen costing no less than $150, pour a glass of Scotch that?s at least 18-years-old and then begin marking down ...